June 2009
65 posts
what i learned today.
-dennys pancakes really are just that good.  -taylor swift always reminds me of brian. -i miss ian. its just not the same.  -my cousins are amazing. this isnt something i learned today but that i was reminded of today.  -i love the interstate.  -i wish cobra would post summer tour dates.  -i think my voice is going to be lacking in the morning.  -i could potentially quit my job over not...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
586 notes
what i learned today.
-its a good time not to be a celebrity.  -michael jackson was one hell of a musician.  -its weird to say ‘was’ when speaking of him.  -i wouldnt survive as a single parent to a one and a half and three year old.  -1250 am is wayyyyyyy past the bedtime of small children.  -im going to be beyond tired in the morning.  -i have no idea how the hell im supposed to get all my paper...
Jun 26th
Jun 24th
what i learned today.
-over using the work blazing could make others believe that your addicted to drugs.  -friendship dates are the best.  -statues arent scary.  -racial slurs sometimes just come out on accident.  -i never though i would think 85 degrees was cold.  -my bedroom feels about 93 degrees. how will i sleep? -getting eaten by bugs was totally worth hanging out with a sweet statue.  -jessica knote is...
Jun 24th
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what i learned today.
-im a mechanic.  -im glad im not a person on secret life of the american teenager. my life would be way too exhausting.  -my papa gets home tonight!! -sarah would be sweating her face off without me.  -i get to see the cab sunday!! -sessions one of swim lessons are almost over and i still have a ton of paper work to finish.  -my boss must hate me or want to see me fail… yep that must...
Jun 23rd
confession corner.
-i want to drop out of college. -i want to move away to boston. or somewhere right around there.  -i dont want to be a teacher anymore.  -i need to find a new way to manage my money.  -im glad were friends but is it bad if i still thinks its kind of a pointless friendship? -i have no idea what i want to be when i grow up.  -i dont want to get married. ever.  -i dont want kids anymore.  -i...
Jun 22nd
what i learned today.
-i went almost a week without tumblr and survived.  -i actually went almost a week without my computer and survived.  -thank god for my cell phone.  -theres less than 466 days until my 21st birthday!! -i dont know how i survived without bec and ab these past few years.  -minor x’s suck. when mean people draw them.  -i love andrew goldstein more than i did in st paul.  -some people...
Jun 22nd
i love my mother.
me: (ramble ramble ramble about andrew) and i love him and then he hugged me. and im so glad i went to that show.
mama: well just dont sleep with him.
me: oops.
mama: hahahahahahaahahaha
me: did i leave that part out?
mama: hahahahahahaha. (continues to die with laughter)
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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confession corner.
-i love when theres no traffic on the road at night so you can be lazy and use your cruise.  -i cant believe my baby cousin is going to be here in like six and a half hours. i couldnt be more excited.  -i dont want to meet jacob in a swine flu mask.  -i want to kiss you in the rain.  -i cant live without my phone. but if i had to choose to rescue either my phoneor computer i choose computer....
Jun 16th
ListenKill Monsters In The Rain [Steel Train]
Jun 16th
confession corner.
-i have the hots for bobby flay. even if he is 44.  -i want to end our friendship just about every other time we hang out. but theres something about you that wont allow me to do that.  -i miss my old friends.  -i miss my current friends too.  -i want to paint my bedroom but i never will because i dont want to move my stuff to do so.  -if i would have been clued in on the lack of power i...
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
755 notes
what i learned today.
-sprite bottles look a lot like guns when theyre smashed into the ground at night.  -i would never last in the bdubbs wing challenge thing.  -the smell of a male is a huge plus on the attraction chart.  -i will never marry my old friend john from high school. hes not going to be a brain surgeon.  -they make sunscreen with spf 85. -im totally not prepared to start lessons tomorrow and im not...
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love them.
Me: sarah kylie tried to steal something from you!!
Kylie: noooooooooo!!
Sarah: what? my virginity?
Kylie: but i gave it back.
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
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best thing ive read all day.
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. 
Jun 11th
“when a supermodel does her makeup, the world stops.”
– janice dickinson
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what i learned today. from 1am-420am
-trying to go to sleep at one is just a failure waiting to happen.  -the birds are going to keep me awake.  -i have to be up in three hours for work.  -finding a box of old notes was a horrible idea.  -it took three hours to read through 53 notes from brian and try to figure them out or discuss them with sarah.  -digging up the past can be quite fun.  -my back hurts like hell now.  -sarahs...
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
what i learned today.
-i was way better at pottery than my sister.  -camping in the rain will be no mistake when we plan it that way. -boys are sluts.  -every girl deserves a cappie. well maybe not every girl but i need one.  -no matter how stressed you may become you can always live an amazing life.  -kids are amazing little creatures.  -im not a morning person. i didnt just learn this but its something im...
Jun 10th
my life is average.  →
Jun 9th
“all of my friends are snakes.”
– [sarah mcentarffer]
Jun 9th
ListenBeautiful Disaster. John McLaughlin. i think at...
Jun 9th
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what i learned today.
-kids still want to practice in 56 degree weather.  -my sister hallucinates ants in her room at four in the morning.  -jobs you dont think you want to return to after all might be more exciting than expected.  -im pumped all to hell to be the dive coach.  -seven year olds are narrow minded.  -no matter how old you get, your mother will still talk to you as if youre five.  -maybe my friends...
Jun 9th
“Just follow your intuition. Be smart, be brave, and tell the truth. And don’t...”
– Kelly Cutrone (via sarahmmmac)
Jun 8th
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and...”
– I love Dr. Seuss! (via whoistravisclark)
Jun 8th
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what i learned today.
-four year olds have short legs. so parking as close to where youre going is key. -my sister is going to become a newspaper article.  -i want katie and jessica to come to nebraskie real bad.  -when you tell a four year old your going to see dinosaurs they ask you what kind of dinosaurs elephants, tigers, deer, and other animals are.  -my nephew carson completely makes my day.  -auntie days...
Jun 8th
Jun 7th
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im only nineteen.
jason [six years old]: (while looking at a picture of me after fourth grade) hayley where are you in this?
hayley [seven years old]: im not in that picture. thats emmas friends when she was little.
me: what are you looking at?
hayley: that picture of when you went to girl scout cam.
jason: hayley i still dont see you.
hayley: because im not in it. its emma.
jason: i dont get it.
hayley: well it doesnt matter anyway. that pictures from like the 1960's anyway.
me: (stopping the car and turning to the back seat) do you seriously think i was around in the 60s?
hayley: well its like the 20s or something.
me: hayley i was barely alive in the 80s.
hayley: oh...oops.
jason&hayley: (que laughter)
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
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what i learned today. and yesterday.
-four year old boys lie.  -putting papers in plastic sleeves may cause them to no longer fit in their binder.  -my niece has a  great taste in music.  -when your grandma tries to send a blanket home with you for a year thats not yours jsut take it home finally. it is most likely warm.  -taking your pants off when theyre muddy and soaking wet will just make you colder.  -baby deer dont always...
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